While sometimes the disparity between real-world and fashion-world is almost laughable, I can support their conception that winter, in fact, is over, thus many sales items begin to brew - especially online. Not only is a great chance to stock up on Winter essentials from names and places you not otherwise be able to afford (even a dalliance with), but it's a total excuse to buy something ridiculous and then purr contently, "it was on saaaaaale,"

Observe Nordstrom's Winter Clearance Funfest!

Yes. A leather vest. By. Members. Only. Dude, vests are hot right now, and frankly I'm of the opinion - y'all go big or go home. I also enjoy that this model is a step away from drooling. Lobotomy! Can I get what-what?

Be sure to check out the sale while it lasts - most items are 60% off, and that's after other considerable mark-downs!